Money

Money
It can buy a House...............But not a Home
It can buy a Bed..................But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock................But not Time
It can buy you a Book..........But not knowledge
It can buy you a Position......But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
It can buy you Blood............But not Life

So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because...........
I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and
suffering..............

So send me all your money..........

and I will suffer for you.

CASH ONLY PLEASE!